Daily Roundup

August 24, 2016 |

115% Off Orders of $100 or More at Macy's

I decided it was time to do some end-of-summer cleaning last weekend, since I never actually got around to it in Spring. While cleaning out the kitchen cabinets, I noticed the dilapidated state of all my pots and pans. It’s not going to do any good to clean the shelves if I’m just going to fill them back up with all this stained and splattered cookware, so I guess it’s time for a new set. This 14-piece Rachael Ray set comes in a lovely shade of my favorite orange, and I can take 15% off at Macy’s when I use code X6ASFCMTTGMW.

220% Off All Animal Statues at Design Toscano

Danerys Targaryen cannot monopolize being the baddest chick on the planet. I want to be the Queen of Dragons, too. And I am now one step closer to realizing that dream, since I am ordering my very own dragon from Design Toscano. This one might not actually destroy my enemies with his fiery breath, but he will look awesome hanging out by my pool, and he was 20% off with code ROAR2016. Deal expires: 12/11/16.

315% Off Your Entire Online Purchase at Pottery Barn

Recently, there was a big stir on social media regarding the “dorm” rooms pictured in the Pottery Barn catalog. I mean, seriously, those rooms were bigger and nicer than my house; no dorm in history has ever looked like that. Still, there’s no denying that the addition of this photographer’s tripod floor lamp has made the shoebox I just moved my son into sooooo much cooler. And since we were able to save 15% off at Pottery Barn, we could afford the lamp and tuition, too. Deal ends: 8/29.

4Up to 70% Off Sale at Blue & Cream

These vintage Current/Elliot jeans are my new favorite pair for so many reasons. First, they are on-trend with the 70s throwback style I love that is so in right now. Second, they make my legs look longer and my booty look tighter. Thirdly, they can be worn just as easily with boots as platform heels. And lastly and most importantly, they were on sale for 70% off at Blue and Cream. What’s not to love about that? Sale ends: 9/23.

520% Off Any Order at The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf

There are a lot of things I love in this world. That favorite pair of jeans I just mentioned, rocking out to a live band, sunsets, motorcycles and Norman Reedus are just a few. Right up there on the top of the list though, just below my children (but just barely) is coffee. Currently, this French vanilla blend is the only thing that gets me moving in the mornings, so I am going to make sure I don’t run out, by stocking up on plenty of bags while I can take 20% off my order at The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf with code COFFEE20.

August 22, 2016 |

120% Off Orders of $20 at Blair

Dear loyal bargain shoppers, I would like to start out by extending an apology for last Friday’s Roundup. Let’s just say that I should not be writing, or shopping for that matter, after happy hour, and sorry to have been such a Debbie Downer. With the promise of a new week ahead of us, I have resolved to meet it with positivity and hope. Mostly, I hope that I can get to the mailbox to get the credit card statement before my husband does, because I am positive he does not need to see the results of my post-drinking shopping spree, like the amount I spent on these knit leggings from Blair, inexplicably in every single color. Well, at least I was lucid enough to take 20% off my order by using code ACCESS20, and I’ll no longer be complaining that I have nothing to wear.

2$40 Off Orders of $150 or More at Lane Bryant

Clearly, I love shopping more than just about anything in the world. I would like to officially put it out there though, that that does not include bra shopping, otherwise known as the seventh level of H-E-double hockey sticks. You ladies know what I mean. As expensive as bras are, is it too much to ask that they actually fit and don’t leave you with spillover that makes you look like some kind of lumpish freak? And another thing - why is it that the bras made for us overly endowed goddesses never come in the cute prints and colors like the ones for the itty bitty crew? Just as I was about to despair, I was clued in to the fact that Lane Bryant carries an intimates line. They are sized to fit those of us in the double and triple cup sizes, and they are pretty, too. I am ordering a whole new undercover wardrobe, since I can take $40 off my order of $150 or more with code AUGUSTGIFT. Deal expires: 9/1.

3Up to 50% Off Select Patio Furniture, Decorative Rugs, Grills and More during the Summer Savings Event at Lowe's

After a summer of sitting out in the blazing sun, my patio furniture has seen better days. Luckily, it’s the perfect time of year to replace it all. I just snagged this fantastic steel dining table, which should hold up through any weather, for 50% off during the Summer Savings Event at Lowe’s. And even better, it’ll soon be the time of year when evenings cool down enough to be able to actually enjoy dinner outdoors on it.

4Free Shipping on Orders of $99 or More at Baseball Express

Most of you probably have someone in your lives who enjoys baseball. You have my sympathies. But hey, there’s a good side to being a baseball widow. While your significant other is spending all his weekends out on the diamond, he won’t even notice how much time you’re spending shopping online. And just in case he does start to get suspicious, guilt him out of it by telling him you were only buying this amazing new bat for him. And if that doesn’t do the trick, lay on the fact that it even shipped for free when you used code JGBBSAH2 at Baseball Express.

5$15 Off Any Order at LinenSource

It’s almost fall, and while it is still 104 degrees outside, I am comforting myself with the fact that cooler weather is right around the corner. It may not reach SoCal for a while yet, but I can dream of it when I make the bed with this seasonal sunflower quilt set, which I got for $15 off at LinenSource by using code LNSBDAY. Sweet dreams of cooler days!


August 19, 2016 |

1Buy One Full-Price Item, Get One 50% Off at The Limited

I am warning you now, I am really pissed tonight, in more than one sense of the word. This has been the worst day ever, and I don’t think there’s anything that could cheer me up today. Well, nothing except the fact that if I buy this awesome plaid shirtdress, I can get another item for 50% off at The Limited. It is hard to be mad at life in such a cute dress. Deal expires: 8/25.

2Extra 40% Off Sale Styles at Calvin Klein

I’m trying to get a promotion at work. Unfortunately, I’ve gotten sidetracked by having a huge crush on a coworker. That has not been great for productivity, since my brain doesn’t seem to function correctly whenever he’s around. I think I may have blown it, careerwise, and otherwise. I doubt if there’s anything I can do to salvage this friendship, but I can salvage my career prospects. I’m too smart to let a crush on a boy get me down. And my boss will realize this when he sees me in this fantastic lace-trim sheath dress, which I got for an extra 40% off the sale price at Calvin Klein.

320% Off and Free Shipping on Orders of $100 or More at Levenger

I don’t want to freak you out, but people are basically liars. Really. Never trust anyone. They may say they have your back and want to be your friend, but they are lying. Sorry to be so negative, but someone should tell the truth. One thing you can believe, is that you can take 20% off your order of this Kriss Kross traveler bag, or any other order of $100 or more at Levenger with code SCHOOL16. Deal ends: 8/22.

4Up to 70% Off 100s of Items during the Stockroom Sale at Pottery Barn

Sorry for being so blunt, but I have had it with people who are not honest. Life is short. If you find something, or someone, that makes you happy, then you should go for it. I gave it a shot, but ultimately found out that you are responsible for your own happiness. I no longer believe that contentment comes from anyone else. It comes from knowing what will make you happy, and achieving that goal by yourself. Right now, what makes me happy is drinking….a lot. And to that end, this rustic bar is pretty awesome, especially since I got it for up to 70% off during the Stockroom Sale at Pottery Barn.

5Extra 10% Off and Free Shipping on Sale Items at Revolve Clothing

Here’s a tip ladies - men will always let you down. They are so not worth the trouble. When will we ever learn? One thing that will never let you down - this Allessandra handbag. It will hug you, always be there, never lie to you, and always look perfect; unlike any man in your life. Another way in which this bag is better than a man - you can take an extra 10% off the sale price, and get free shipping, at Revolve Clothing when you use code TULIP at checkout.

August 18, 2016 |

1$15 Off $50 or More in Household Essentials at Target

Believe it or not, occasionally I take a break from online shopping to do mundane stuff like cleaning the house. Occasionally, I said. What usually happens, though, is that I start out the day intending to do a deep cleaning, but then give up when I realize I don’t actually have any cleaning products. Not this weekend, though. I’m going to be prepared for a big sweep, since I have stocked up on everything I could possibly need. It was a win-win, since I was able to take $15 off my purchase when I spent $50 on household essentials like these Clorox disinfecting wipes. Deal expires: 8/20.

240% off Mugs, Water Bottles & Tumblers at Zazzle

I just moved my son into his dorm room in upstate New York, and man, was it hot and sticky there. Not as hot as California, but the humidity really does make it so much worse. His room is on the second floor, there is no air conditioning and a very small window that barely opens. Good luck to him. All I could do was tell him to stay hydrated, and buy him this inspirationally studious water bottle, while it was 40% off with code KEEPHYDRATED (of course) at Zazzle.

3$20 off $100 or More in Select Office Supplies at Quill.com

Spencer had the car packed to the grills with all of his college essentials. These included lots of clothes, his computer, a ton of other electronics and household items. Unfortunately, we ended up without any room left for actual school supplies. Luckily, he was able to order everything he needed, like this desk organizer and all the supplies to go in it, delivered straight to his dorm by Quill.com. And he was able to take $20 off his purchase of $100 or more by using code SU2DLR64, so it all worked out for the best. That’s one smart kid.

4Up to 70% Off Clearance at AmeriMark

Is there anything worse than getting into your perfect comfy position in your chair, with your pillow and blankets arranged just right, and then having to move because you can’t reach the lever to recline the chair back? It ruins everything. Maybe I’m just getting old, but this is a particular pet peeve of mine right now, so I was very happy to discover that AmeriMark has a solution for this problem. This recliner handle extender means you’ll never have to lean over and lose you cozy position again. Even better, it’s on clearance for 70% off, so order one for every chair!

5$5 Off New Customer Orders at iHerb

Speaking of getting old, I’ve also been obsessed with the wrinkles on my face lately. And more specifically, obsessed with how in the heck I can get rid of them. Yeah, all those years of tanning have taken a toll; it’s true kids, wear your sunscreen! This hyaluronic firming serum claims to work wonders on aging skin, and it’s worth a shot, since I can take $5 off my order at iHerb with code NUP705. Fingers crossed that it really works.

August 15, 2016 |

1Free Shipping on Orders of $300 or More at Stylebop.com

Well, it’s Day Two of my cross-country road trip and I’m in Nebraska. You know what there is to do in Nebraska? Online shop. And hold your nose when you drive by cows. But bless their smelly little hearts, cows are the reason we have such lovely things to shop for, like this Valentino Rockstud embellished leather shoulder bag, which ships for free from Stylebop.com. So rock on, cows.

2Buy One, Get One 50% Off on Selected Denim Styles at Styles For Less

Making a pit stop in Colorado this morning, I realized there was actually a bit of a chill in the air, and was wishing I had packed something a bit more substantial than shorts and tank tops. A pair of jeans would have been nice now that I’m out of the California heat; and I will probably really be wishing I had a pair when I’m on the plane back home. Or maybe a couple, since if I buy these skinny jeans at Styles for Less, I can get a second pair for 50% off.

321% Off Eligible Items at Norm Thompson

I have driven through six states in the past two days, and I have a little advice for you guys. If you have your eye on this Men’s Hawaiian Cabana Set, you should definitely be planning on wearing it in Hawaii. Or possibly Vegas, where I saw people walking down the Strip practically naked, so you’d probably blend in. Also, be sure you buy it while you can take 21% off at Norm Thompson with code NW8200. Deal expires: 8/26.

440% Off Maker Books, eBooks, and Video at informIT

All of my kids have been addicted to playing Minecraft for years. For instance, my teen is sitting here in the hotel room playing, even in the midst of his road trip to college. My 12-year-old loves tinkering with making his own mods, so he’ll be thrilled to get this Minecraft Mods Programming maker book, which I got for 40% off at informIT by using code MAKERSALE. Deal ends: 8/15.

5$5 Off $15 or More on your Next Round at TeeOff.com

As far as I can tell, there’s not much here in Nebraska but cows and a lot of flat, open space. Would probably be a great place for building golf courses. Oh yes, it appears there are quite a few here, so if you’d like to play a round or two, you can save $5 off $15 or more at the Bay Hills Golf Club, or anywhere else in the country, when you use code AUG5H2 at TeeOff.com. Deal ends: 8/31.

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