Okay, I am going to do you the biggest favor of your lives, here. Download the Stones’ Let it Bleed. Play track seven (You Got the Silver) at top volume. You’re welcome. It’ll be even better if you’re wearing a pair of these BRAINWAVZ HM5 studio monitor headphones, which you can get for 36% off by pre-ordering them at MP4Nation. Of course, you could also use them to listen to other types of music, but trust me, after this, you won’t want to.

Election season is gearing up already, and if you’re like me, you’re already tired of all the rhetoric, insults and partisan pandering. Trump, Clinton, Huckabee - who cares which one of these bozos wins? There are better ways to show your patriotism, like wearing these superbad red, white and blue ‘National Panthems’. Don’t think you can afford them in this sluggish economy? No worries; they’re 55% off during the Summer Sale at Bonobos.

I never was a quilter, because contrary to popular opinion among my children, I didn’t grow up in the 1800s. I also didn’t inherit any family heirlooms, since my great-grandmother was much too busy raising eight kids and running her own store to have time to sit around quilting. This vintage sampler quilt is just as pretty as anything my ancestors could have made if they’d had the time, and I can purchase it already made and up to 50% off during the Semi-Annual Quilt Sale at LinenSource. Sale ends: 9/27.

Speaking of hard-working women, Pam and Gela, the founders of Juicy Couture, found the time to raise families, design clothes and start their own brand. Of course, it probably helps that they’re married to well-known and wealthy husbands, but I don’t want to diminish all the effort that I’m sure they put into it, too. Even though it’s a favorite, I can’t always afford to splurge on Juicy Couture, but right now I can take 30% off these fabulous Ilianna high-top sneakers by using code STEPITUP at checkout. Thanks, ladies!

Bluefly is another one of my favorite places to get a designer fix for less. James Jeans beaded skinnies for 75% off retail price? Yes, please! Get your fall wardrobe into gear by shopping for these and many more labels for less during the Warehouse Sale at Bluefly.