Embarrassing confession: my secret wish is to become a Real Housewife of Wherever. I could totally bring the drama, but unfortunately, neither my income, my dress size nor my zip code fit the Stepford mold that seems to be a prerequisite for casting. I mean, there was that one season on RHOC when Lynne's family went broke and got evicted, but then they conveniently disappeared from the series. Still, if they ever come out with a Real Housewives of that other Valley Beyond The Valley, I'm on board. Just watch as I dramatically present today's fabulicious deals as my audition footage.
One characteristic of the Housewives that I’ve got down cold is accessorizing. You’ll never catch a Housewife in the wild (i.e., dinner parties and girls’ trips) without her camouflage layers of protective bling. From the looks of my jewelry stash, you’d think I was a Housewife already, but one thing I have learned from my years of watching the shows is that you can never have too much. That’s why I was thrilled to get this diamond stimulant sterling silver bracelet for 50% off as one of the Daily Specials at Jewelry Television.