6 Reasons Channing Tatum Would Be The Best Babysitter
Think Channing Tatum and your first thought is probably something like sweet dance groovez, Gambit, Magic Mike, human puppy. Well, we’re here to add to that list with CHANNING TATUM: WORLD’S BEST BABYSITTER.
Not with us? Well, that’s just your shortsightedness coming through, so like, open your mind for a tick. Sure, Chan may not be in the market right now to babysit kids, but we believe that’s just because he doesn’t yet understand what a lucrative business he could drive.
Still not convinced? Have a seat.
1. Channing Tatum loves to play
Channing Tatum is a kid at heart, and thus, makes a great companion for your child while you and your spouse are out enjoying a delicious yet reasonably priced meal. Not only does Channing love Care Bears, but he’s also a huge fan of playing dress-up.
What kid wouldn’t love a babysitter who’d let them paint his nails?
2. Channing Tatum will watch what ever the kids want to watch, without complaint
Is your toddler in a non-stop Disney phase? Well, not only does Channing Tatum oblige his daughter’s Frozen obsession, but he is also a cartoon fan himself. During a Reddit AMA earlier this year, he had a confession to make:
He just gets it, you know?
3. Channing Tatum loves to laugh
One of the more magical pieces of news to come out of this year’s Sony email hacks was this email between Channing Tatum, 22 Jump Street costar Jonah Hill, and some studio executives. In response to Jump Street’s high opening numbers, a jubilant Channing typed:
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We’ve redacted the rest for the sake of space, but he went on for pages more! Oh man, your kids are just going to have the best time with this guy!
4. Um, non-stop dance parties. Duh.
5. Channing Tatum will teach your children how to love animals
Channing Tatum rescues animals. In 2008 he adopted a pit bull, Lulu, and this summer he gave a home to a horse called Smoke. Just look what a loving guy he is to our four-legged friends!
I mean, that’s a role model if I ever saw one.
6. Parents, you don’t need to know this, but Channing Tatum will totally hand out treats after you leave
Of course you don’t want a babysitter who’ll just sugar up your kids and leave you to deal with the consequences; I’m just saying that anyone who is this passionate about sweets is someone that your children are going to not only love, but also respect.
I just love cake. Confetti cake, to be specific. It has little colored candies inside the cake, and then you get the confetti icing, which is really hard to find sometimes. It’s really hard to explain to people, because it's not icing with sprinkles on top. It's icing that actually has candies inside of it. It's Funfetti icing. It's a beautiful mix. It is an angel sent from heaven.