Greetings and thank-yous, birthday and holiday wishes can be difficult to say. Not everyone is a poet — "Hello! I like your eyebrows" or "Happy Birthday, congratulations on not being dead" just isn't going to cut it. American Greetings hopes to make the world a better place by adding little niceties — or big ones — and offers a wide variety of cards, physical and electronic, for every occasion. Not all are sheer poetry, but the ones that aren't are funny or charming in their own right. A "thank you" card can show more genuine, heartfelt thanks than just the words themselves, so the effort to send even a simple card can be worth the while.