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About Rebecca Howard

Rebecca Howard

Rebecca Howard

Rebecca Howard is a California blonde by transplant, but usually showing her dark Southern roots. She is generally found: lying out in the sun reading when she should be writing. Her obsessions include: The Rolling Stones, sunshine and shoes. She is addicted to: Coca-Cola, Twizzlers, Project Runway and shoes. She can usually be caught: bribing her kids not to tell her husband about the shopping bags stashed in the closet. Which are full of shoes. Fans of fashion and weird thoughts can check out her blog in progress, KeithandAnitasCloset.wordpress.com.

Posts By Rebecca Howard

Top 10 Ron Swanson Approved BBQ Meats

July 1, 2015 |

I’m no Martha Stewart or Julia Child in the kitchen. I can’t tell you how to make puff pastry or coddle an egg to save my life. But as a gal born and raised in the good ole Southern U.S. ... Read More

Dead, Fright and BOO: America's Greatest Zombie Presidents

June 29, 2015 |

There are a lot of rumors surrounding the Founding Fathers and leaders of this great nation of ours. Many of them have had some less-than-desirable character traits they tried to keep hidden. Do they really all belong to that super-secret ... Read More

10 Ways to Get Drunk in Inappropriate Places

June 22, 2015 |

Sometimes you just want to have a few libations without the judging eyes of your fellow PTA members darting your way. Here are 10 flasks that'll keep the sauce flowing and your friends, family, and fellow parishioners none the wiser.

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10 of the Least Practical Swimsuits

June 17, 2015 |

Aaah, the warm weather and waves are calling, but before you can relax and enjoy them, you have to get through that most dreaded task of the year - swimsuit shopping. You know the drill: try on hundreds of styles, ... Read More

10 Times Your Favorite Music Artists Failed

June 12, 2015 |

Are you having a bad day? Maybe your hair didn’t curl right, you spilled coffee all over your new pair of pants or you forgot to bring the notes for your big presentation at work today. You may be feeling ... Read More

10 Weird Islands You Never Knew About

May 26, 2015 |

Doesn’t a getaway to a tropical island sound like heaven? But before you book that vacation you might want to do a little investigating. Some islands may be paradise, indeed, but if your travel agent’s offering an unbelievable deal on ... Read More

10 U.G.L.Y Animals Who Have No Alibi

April 24, 2015 |

So you think you’re an animal lover, do you? Well here are a few creatures to put that belief to the test. Let’s see if your affections are strong enough to include these guys, the ten ugliest animals around.

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Winter is Coming (Again): The Return of Game of Thrones

April 8, 2015 |

The last thing most of the country wants to hear right now is that winter is coming, but for die-hard Game of Thrones fans, this is the best news we’ve heard in a long time. Yes, it’s been almost an ... Read More

21 Items to Help You Save the World in Style – and Under Budget

March 13, 2015 |

Kick Butts Day on March 18 is the perfect time to get together and, well -- kick some butt. Unfortunately, my physical abilities in that department are limited, but after some careful research (i.e., comic books and movies), it’s become ... Read More

Gearing Up for The Walking Dead

February 3, 2015 |

If you’re like me, these past few weeks have been torture. No, I’m not really concerned about the state of international affairs or impending blizzards. Instead, I’ve spent sleepless nights panicked about what’s next on the horizon for Rick Grimes ... Read More

Save the Animals: Fabulous Faux Fur Finds

January 16, 2015 |

I have a friend who proudly waltzes around in her mink coat each winter, without caring one bit if she’s less than politically correct. It’s a family heirloom, she says, inherited from her grandmother, so obviously the minks were already dead long before she wore it. Anyway, she reasons, it’s the only coat she owns, so she has no choice. I believe she just secretly loves how gorgeous and warm the fur is, and who wouldn’t? Luckily, for those of us who want the luxurious look of fur without peeving PETA, faux fur options are more plentiful than ever.
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