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About Rebecca Howard

Rebecca Howard

Rebecca Howard

Rebecca Howard is a California blonde by transplant, but usually showing her dark Southern roots. She is generally found: lying out in the sun reading when she should be writing. Her obsessions include: The Rolling Stones, sunshine and shoes. She is addicted to: Coca-Cola, Twizzlers, Project Runway and shoes. She can usually be caught: bribing her kids not to tell her husband about the shopping bags stashed in the closet. Which are full of shoes. Fans of fashion and weird thoughts can check out her blog in progress, KeithandAnitasCloset.wordpress.com.

Posts By Rebecca Howard

Merchandise to Console the Anglophile's Soul Upon the Demise of Downton Abbey

February 1, 2016 |

I’m pretty sure that I was meant to be “to the manor born.” I’ve always been a bit of an anglophile, but I never realized how deeply it was imbedded in my DNA until I became involved in life at ... Read More

Your Holiday Hangover Game Plan

January 4, 2016 |

The new year brings a fresh start, along with resolutions to be a better you, live a cleaner life and enjoy its simple pleasures. But you’re not going to be able to follow through with any of that if you ... Read More

The Most Absolutely Nutbars Star Wars Merchandise

December 18, 2015 |

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, George Lucas created a new breed of humans - the sci-fi fans - when he debuted the original Star Wars movie. Nearly 40 years later, the obsession with the Jedi ... Read More

The Worst Christmas Movies of All Time

December 14, 2015 |

One of the best parts of the holiday season is the plethora of Christmas-themed movies which invade our TV screens. We all have classics and new favorites that we look forward to watching year after year - It’s a Wonderful ... Read More

5 Christmas Gifts That Will Make Your Pet Hate You

December 4, 2015 |

One of the most rewarding parts of life is screwing with our beloved pets. Sure, we've all made our hands look like crabs and wiggled it around our cat so that they attack us with tiny, murderous fury, but sometimes ... Read More

Cutthroat Tips for Black Friday Shopping

November 25, 2015 |

The insanity that is Black Friday shopping seems to grow every year. In fact, it’s not even technically correct to call it Black Friday anymore, since they don’t even let you swallow that last bite of pumpkin pie before rolling ... Read More

10 Reasons I Believe My House is Haunted

October 9, 2015 |

 

I have a friend who believes that her house is haunted. She swears that she has actually felt and seen otherworldly presences in her home, to the extent that she makes her children sleep with rosaries around their necks. ... Read More

9 Occupations That Need Their Own Romance Novels

September 25, 2015 |

As a young girl, I devoured romance novels like the brain candy they are - offering little of substance, but oh, so satisfying. Now that I’m older, I’ve found that real-life romantic encounters and storybook heroes are there for the ... Read More

The 6 Best TV Show Title Sequences

August 24, 2015 |

Every Sunday night without fail, you’ll find me glued to my couch, immersed in the worlds created by my favorite TV shows. Be warned -- there is no talking in my house when ‘my shows’ are on, and if you ... Read More

10 Animal Trophies That Won't Cause You Public Shame

August 7, 2015 |

There’s been quite an uproar on social media and in the news lately regarding the hunting and poaching of some majestic jungle animals. RIP, Cecil. Now, I totally understand the desire these gorgeous pelts can inspire in your soul. I ... Read More

10 Ways to Hack the Costco Game

July 7, 2015 |

Costco is a place that’s equal parts magical and intimidating. Magical because you can buy ice cream, magazines, pizza and other life necessities in bulk, and intimidating because OMG PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, WHY DID I SPEND SO MUCH, THE PARKING LOT ... Read More