I’m not the handiest guy in the world. I’ll admit it. (Yeah, they don’t call me Handy Andy for nothing. Actually they don’t call me that for anything. In fact, they don’t call me Andy, probably because I don’t like it. But I’m digressing…) So when we were preparing for our first born’s imminent arrival we decided to call in a baby-proofing expert. Yeah I can (and did) change out outlet faceplates with the funky babyproof version that kids can’t stick their fingers in. That much I could do. But screwing in all those latches in the kitchen cabinets and on the entertainment center below the TV was more cursing than I was willing to handle. So we found somebody in Westchester who made the trip over and for a few hundred bucks outfitted our whole house with latches, knobs, safety locks, etc. It was definitely worth the money.
I did install the gate at the top of our stairs. And that took probably about 5 or 6 hours, half of which was spent by me screaming at the stupid gate or the wall for not working right. I think it would’ve been easier if we just decided to move everything downstairs and live there until the kids were teenagers and we could safely let them go down the steps. But somehow I got it to work without looking “too” ugly. And of course, about a year later we replaced our entire wrought-iron railings since they weren’t up to code and we were afraid our son would just jump over it. (We did have that hard plastic stuff all around it so he wouldn’t fall through, but the height was fairly low.) And when they put in a gorgeous new wooden railing all around, I made sure part of that installation was including a wooden gate at the top. I didn’t care one bit how much it’d cost for that gate, as it’d look real nice and be far more protective than any regular gate I’d have to manually attach. And, of course, there was no way I was going to go through that ordeal all over again.
Beyond the little outlet covers which even a monkey can replace (it’s just 1 screw really), the two other key baby proofing items I’d recommend to any new parents out there are the door “finger pinch guard” cushions (C-shaped foam that you just stick on the side of any door) and toilet locks. The door cushions keep babies/kids from closing a door completely or more importantly, from slamming any doors and thereby getting their fingers trapped in them. They cost a few bucks apiece, so buy a slew of them and slap them on every door in your house. The toilet locks look like some crazy alien invention but they’re really fairly simple to put together. They’re also fairly easy for guests to break as they force open your toilet seat cover in an effort to “just make it in time.” So buy a few extras, ’cause they will break. Trust me.
Anyways, September is Baby Safety Month, so double check your house for any dangers you may not be aware of. Chemicals in easily accesible cabinets. Small coins or parts lying around the house. Balloons. Rubber Bands. Your Extra Sharp Knife Collection you just can’t live without. You get the picture. Best thing to do for parents of babies? Get down on your hands and knees and literally crawl around your home. Look for trouble spots that you can bang your head on (then buy those cushiony pieces of foam), small objects you can easily grab, exposed wires, etc.
Nowadays, our 4 year old can open the entertainment center beneath the TV and even show our 2 year old how to do it. So our best babyproofing option now is to “just say no.” Heh. And to help you out this month, Babies R Us is having a huge sale on all sorts of babyproofing items, along with other general baby items.
Shop the Big Baby Book at Babies R Us
Use the above link to shop through the online catalog (Toys R Us Big Baby Book) and get these special offers:
$10 off Car Seats & Booster Seats priced $40 or more
$10 off Strollers priced $40 or more
$20 off Travel Systems Priced $100 or more
20% off Crib Bedding sets priced $69.99 or less
20% off Lamps & Mobiles
Buy 1 Get one 50% off All Gerber Basic Bedding
Buy 1 Get one 50% off Carters Basic Bedding
20% off Toddler Basic Bedding 4-pc. Sets
$2 off 2-pack Cups
$5 off Infant Carriers
$10 off Indoor Infant Swings (Excludes Travel Swings)
$5 off Soft Play Gyms (Excludes Tiny Love)
$10 on Play YardsTravel Yards priced $50 or more
$8 on Walkers & Stationary Entertainers priced $40 or more
$10 on High Chairs
10% off Wooden Toddler Beds priced $99.99 or less
$20 off Crib and Mattress Combos
15% off Boppy Pillows & Slipcovers 10% off Nursery Monitors priced under $99.99
$20 off Nursery Monitors priced $99.99 or more
15% off Thermometers & Humidifiers
15% off Toy Boxes, Table & Chairs Sets & Toddler Beds from Step2
Buy 1 Get 1 50% off Kiddopotamus Swaddle-Me Adjustable Newborn Wraps
$5 off Bouncers & Travel Swings (Excludes Full-size Swings & Gliders)
$3 off Bathtubs, Bathseats & Diaper Pails priced $12.99 or more (Excludes Booster Car seats)
15% off Avent Dr. Brown’s, Playtex & especially for baby Infant Feeding or soothing items
15% off Safety Gates & Extensions priced $14.99 or more
Valid through: September 29, 2007 11:59pm ET