Want to really spoil your baby?  Got a spare $17,000?  Good, because that's what it takes to buy this white-gold-and-diamond pacifier.

I am not making this up.

Would you let your baby drool on something like this?

Note that this binky is not intended for actual use.  But I wouldn't be surprised if something like this turned up on an episode of "16 and Pregnant" or if cheap imitations started showing up in dollar stores.

Clearly, this model is intended for a girl.  To my knowledge, there isn't a boy's version yet, though it's fun to speculate on what would be featured on the "button" in the middle.  Maybe Nike will get in on the act with a bejeweled "swoosh."

Just do it.

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