In my role as Mrs. Cubmaster, I answer phone calls from parents interested in signing their kids up for Cub Scouts.  I've taken calls from parents of three-year-olds who were disappointed to learn that they had to wait until their boys reached first grade before they could join.  (To my credit, I did not say "Cub Scouts don't wear Pull-Ups" to that caller.)

This year, our overachieving den leaders plastered our town with signs advertising our troop.  All of those signs had my home phone number on them.  After a few days, I started to notice a trend.

People who call about Cub Scouts around lunchtime or after 4 PM are parents or grandparents with a genuine interest in learning about our Cub-Scout Pack.  Those are calls I'm happy to take--and our investment in more (and larger) signs this year paid off in 12 new Scouts in our Pack!

And then there are those other calls:  the ones that take place, coincidentally, at the same time as the kids in town are sitting on school buses on their way to school.  Just as we set a record for signs this year, we also set a record for Cub-Scout-related prank calls.  Most of them are rather unrefined as prank calls go.  The kids don't quite know what to say when I answer the phone.  And with few exceptions, they're not smart enough to know how to hide their caller-ID information, so I know exactly who's calling.  Genius.

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