There's a duck without pants hiding somewhere in this post.  Think of it as a scavenger hunt, but with coupons--and even a bonus recipe.  Hey, we aim to please here at our Ultimate Coupons regular Monday feature:  Weird Holiday Monday.  We match up some great savings opportunities with some wacky holidays and bring them all to you right here on the blog.  We're right on the borderline here of April and May, so we've brought you some of the best from each.

May is Better Hearing & Speech Month! Why not take this opportunity to sharpen up your child's language skills?
$10 off a Homeschool Level 1 product
$20 off a Homeschool Level 1&2 set
$50 off a Homeschool Level 1,2&3 Set at Rosetta Stone

Use promotional code hsw18 in your shopping cart.
Valid through: December 31, 2009
Homeschool products only. Cannot be combined with other coupons. Not valid on previous purchases. Valid online only.

May is Clean Air Month! A beautiful way to help keep the air clean is to cultivate plants indoors and out.  (If only I didn't kill any plant I touch...)
10% off an order of $50 or more at Gardener's Supply
Use this link. Discount should appear in your shopping basket if your order total before shipping and tax is $50 or more. Cannot be combined with other promotions.
Valid through: May 21, 2009

May is Get Caught Reading Month! That's easy for me.  I read every chance I get.
$10 off online orders over $100 at Alibris
Use coupon code ANGELOU at checkout.
Valid through: April 30, 2009

April 27 through May 3 is Astronomy Week! Now that it's warm enough for stargazing, why not get a telescope and star chart and get outside?
$30 off online orders over $450 at Brookstone.com
Use promotion code AF9APR.
Valid through: April 30, 2009

April 27 through May 3 is also Safe Kids Week! We're big fans of Nerf around here--we have everything from the basketball hoop to the big green torpedo shooter.  Nerf toys are a great way to play safely.
Free shipping on select Nerf items at eToys.com
Eligible items will be identified on their product pages.
Discount will appear in your shopping cart.
Valid through: May 2, 2009

May 1 through 7 is Bread Pudding Recipe Exchange Week! Here's the recipe for my favorite savory bread pudding!
Free Shipping on online orders of $49+ at CHEFS
Use this link to activate the Catalog Code.
Valid through: June 30, 2009

April 27 is Morse Code Day! Decode this coupon for some great savings.
TODAY ONLY!
Free shipping on orders over $100 at Overtons.com

Applies to regular ground shipping.
Enter promotional code VE0420A in your shopping cart.
Valid through: April 27, 2009

April 29 is Sense of Smell Day.  Find the perfect scent for you--and save.
TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY!
10% off your order at FragranceNet.com
Use coupon code 942TN in your shopping bag.
Valid through: April 28, 2009

May 1 is Mother Goose Day! Read some rhymes to your baby today.
$5 off an order of $25 or more at Babies R Us
Use this link and enter promotional code 928241 in your shopping cart.
Valid through: May 2, 2009 11:59pm ET

donald-duckMay 1 is No Pants Day.  Here's where the ducks without pants come in!  I've definitely got a soft spot for this wacky duck.
$5 shipping on orders of $89 or more at DisneyShopping.com
Enter promotion code SHIPTODAY in your shopping bag and click "Submit".
Valid through: May 3, 2009 11:59pm PT

Finally, don't forget that Mother's Day is May 10!  Plan ahead and check out our Mother's Day Deals page now.