It's not like a Beatles song that will reveal secret messages--when you play country music backwards, according to a Rascal Flatts song, vintage-truck

You get your house back
You get your dog back
You get your best friend Jack back
You get your truck back
You get your hair back
You get your first and second wives back
Your front porch swing
Your pretty little thing
Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring
Your get your farm with a barn and a boat and the harley
First nite in jail with Charlie
Sounds a little crazy, a little scattered and absurd
That's what you get when you play a country song backwards.

If you've ever listened to country music you know just how true that song is.  But I've also noticed, over the decade or so that I've been following country music, that there's no type of music that's more creative when it comes to song titles.  There are a lot of rock bands with clever names, but that doesn't come close to the genius behind some of these titles.  So I thought I'd compile a list of some of my favorites--in no particular order.

"Do You Want Fries With That?"
"Ain't Wastin' Good Whiskey On You"
"Did I Shave My Legs for This?"
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"
“Here’s a Quarter; Call Someone Who Cares”
“My Give-a-Damn’s Busted”
“If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine”
“Messed Up In Mexico, Living On Refried Dreams”
“Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?”
“You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'”
"It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your --- Out All Day Long"
“I’m in Love with You Baby, I Don’t Even Know Your Name”
"Sometimes You're the Windshield; Sometimes You're the Bug"
"I Ain't As Good As I Once Was"
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" (thanks for this title, Janet and Christina!)

You don't have to like country music to appreciate these titles; sometimes the title is the best thing about the song!   If I didn't include your favorite cleverly-titled country song here, why not list it in the comments?

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